fuckyeahloldemort: i dont even use tumblr anymore tumblr uses me
dorianbeingawesome: The Doctor: Oh, look at you both! Five years later and you haven’t changed a bit. Apart from age and… size.
tyleroakley: zombiegenocidest: ACCURATE.
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
petparent: poopflow: do you ever feel like a plastic bag No, I always feel like a Prada bag
kawaiians: if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
stopthisgirl: cute boys make me forget i have dignity like oH where did it go??? oops must have dropped it with my pants
Me: Too expensive.
thevirginharry: thevirginharry: i bet jesus wasn’t even good at math #come forth 11 disciples #jesus you have twelve #not now judas
tyleroakley: legallybrad: tyleroakley: I don’t know about you but I’m feeling
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
pizzaforpresident: fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from...
jennathearcher: motherofdinos: “With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.” YES. HELL. FREAKING. YES.