May 2013
fuckyeahloldemort:
i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
dorianbeingawesome:
The Doctor: Oh, look at you both! Five years later and you haven’t changed a bit. Apart from age and… size.
tyleroakley:
zombiegenocidest:
ACCURATE.
rocketpowers:
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
kawaiians:
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
stopthisgirl:
cute boys make me forget i have dignity like oH where did it go??? oops must have dropped it with my pants
Shirt: $20
Me: Too expensive.
Book: $25
Me: Perfect.
thevirginharry:
thevirginharry:
i bet jesus wasn’t even good at math
#come forth 11 disciples #jesus you have twelve #not now judas
tyleroakley:
legallybrad:
tyleroakley:
I don’t know about you
but I’m feeling
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
pizzaforpresident:
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
ieatgokudera:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
wilwheaton:
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
If I ever get married, I want to do the vows from...
jennathearcher:
motherofdinos:
“With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, For I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.”
YES.
HELL. FREAKING. YES.
